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AUTHENTICATING BIOMETRICS
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BIOMETRICS SUCCESSFULLY AUTHENTICATED
The following blog posts have been recovered from the internet, despite the original source being deleted. Most were found as screenshots or transcriptions circulating dark web chat forums. Some of the content may be disturbing, but we at LCD extracted what we could for your effervescent viewing pleasure…
August 5th 2015. . . 6:23 PM. . .
*RECOVERED FROM SOURCE PRIOR TO DELETION
August 14th 2015. . . 3:20 PM. . .
*RECOVERED FROM SOURCE PRIOR TO DELETION
SEPTEMBER 5TH 2015. . . 1:33 PM. . .
*RECOVERED FROM SOURCE PRIOR TO DELETION
SEPTEMBER 20th 2015. . . 6:45 PM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE DESTROYED. ALTERNATE IMGUR SOURCE LOCATED BY LCD CORRESPONDENT [REDACTED].
September 23RD 2015. . . 2:33pm. . .
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*ORIGINAL SOURCE DESTROYED. ALTERNATE IMGUR SOURCE LOCATED BY LCD CORRESPONDENT [REDACTED].
September 25th 2015. . . 9:45 AM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. ONLINE FORUM REPOST BY RACHAEL.
September 28th 2015. . . 4:02 PM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. ONLINE FORUM REPOST BY RACHAEL.
NOVEMBER 14th 2015. . . 2:22 PM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. RAW TEXT TRANSCRIBED BY [REDACTED].
NOVEMBER 25th 2015. . . 1:18 AM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. DARKWEB FORUM POST WITH EXCERPT POSTED BY USER XASKIVISION.
DECEMBER 18th 2015. . . 5:21 PM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. RAW TEXT TRANSCRIBED BY [REDACTED].
JANUARY 4th 2016. . . 1:18 AM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. DARKWEB FORUM POST WITH EXCERPT POSTED BY USER XASKIVISION.
JANUARY 8th 2016 1:18 AM – june 12 2016 8:33 PM
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. 8KUN FORUM POST WITH MULTIPLE ENTRIES POSTED BY ANONYMOUS USER.
June 12th 2016. . . 8:33 PM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. TRANSCRIPTION PROVIDED BY YOUTUBE USER “CHET’S WORLD”
June 15th 2016. . . 5:08 PM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. DARKWEB FORUM REPLY WITH EXCERPT POSTED BY USER KIRA__3.
June 19th 2016. . . 6:22 PM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. DARKWEB FORUM REPLY WITH EXCERPT POSTED BY USER KIRA__3.
JUNE 20TH 2016. . . 10:23 AM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. TRANSCRIPTION PROVIDED BY LCD CORRESPONDENT [REDACTED]
JUly 5TH 2016. . . 12:00-12:30 AM. . .
*ORIGINAL SOURCE COULD NOT BE LOCATED. TRANSCRIPTION PROVIDED BY LCD CORRESPONDENT [REDACTED]
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“That one was a doozy. There’s no way CSIS halted investigation altogether, regardless, I have my own boys in black combing the Shasta Trinity Woods… but I swear if any one of those knuckleheads touches my Hare Krishna tree it’ll be someone’s ass and scalp trading places… We’ll have reached the bottom of this mysterious cosmic conundrum in Issue Two. Our insecto-bots are everywhere. Where the hell did my cigarette alarm clock go?”
– Cole Alaouze, Lead operative of the LCD Department of Anomalous Material
